Hey! Good news! It looks as though I'll be the single citizen responsible for pulling this country out of it's current economic crisis. See the way I see it, with my student loan payments going UP to nearly $500 a month (which is totally do-able with a job that pays $8.75/hour), I'll be picking us all up from the bootstraps and kicking this economy right back into overdrive.
What's that?! $500 is nearly 50% of my net monthly earnings? Well that seems perfectly feasible. I'll be sure to get that right out.
Maybe it's time to start making this place feel like home. It doesn't look like I'll be able to afford to leave for the next 10 years or so.
What's that?! $500 is nearly 50% of my net monthly earnings? Well that seems perfectly feasible. I'll be sure to get that right out.
Maybe it's time to start making this place feel like home. It doesn't look like I'll be able to afford to leave for the next 10 years or so.
Here's the moral of our story, children: Unless your bloodline is in direct contact with the financial powers in this country, it doesn't make sense to go to school. Don't make any mistakes in life. Ever. Youthful mistakes are a luxury afforded only to the rich, powerful, and well-connected. You probably don't fit into any of those categories. You'll be so financially bogged down, barely keeping your neck above the proverbial water would be a blessed relief from your life underwater.
Here's to hoping you can evolve fast. Time to grow some gills.
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